In Which Our Very First Film Shoot, More Muffintops with Muttonchops and Ghost-Rape Are Discussed.
Shot our first short film last night.
The original plan was to shoot a short titled Meal and it revolved around a wholesome married couple babysitting for a young nurse. When the nurse comes to pick up her baby, the “wholesome couple” turn out to be quite twisted (AND old-fashioned).
Meal was to consist of only four characters (the husband and wife, the nurse/mother and one cop) and one setting (the husband and wife’s kitchen). We had some ideas for some “cool shots” in an otherwise dialog-driven film. When we went to shoot this (with rented equipment) on Friday night, we ran into some problems with the wireless microphones. We tried to fix it, couldn’t, and so we put Meal on hold for another day. Instead, we decided to shoot something where we could utilize the camera’s built-in microphone only. We ended up doing two separate things…
The first “thing” was something K & I like to call Muffintops with Muttonchops, a sort of “web chronicle” of our faux-selves. In Muffintops, K & I don’t really get along (at all) and every conversation turns into an over-the-top argument. It’s actually quite funny. We shot 4 “episodes” of this (the 4 being: ”Monty”, “Bros”, “Spoilers” and “Sexy”). It’s only me, Katie & Steven. We did literally everything for the films: lighting, acting, directing…and there was no writing; every line of dialog was improvised. So when watching, bear in mind that this is the first “film project” we’ve embarked on (aside from a company training video), we’ve got no prior training or eduction in film, and we’ve never done improv. We just never have. But tonight, in desperation due to the fact that we couldn’t shoot Meal, we gave it a try and hoped it worked. We’ll see.
The second “thing” we shot is a comedy/parody/ghost story that has an awesome title I don’t want to reveal quite yet. But believe me, it’s Fucking awesome. That’s right, with a capital F. This one was also thought up on the spot and entirely improvised.
We will be editing soon and then I will share them with you. It’s been a stressful weekend, but also extremely fun. Fun. There’s a word I don’t use a lot. Hopefully if we continue this “hobby” of making amateur, public access film projects, I will continue to use the word “Fun”. With a capital F.
-d